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    Dolphin Search Party #3 - Dolphin Pooltoy

    Me searching this was inevitable, so I figured it was best to get it over with early on. 

    My Little Dolphin: Transparency is Magic

    Is anyone actually supposed to be able to sit on this without slipping past the dorsal fin?

    Why do they float straight up like that? What purpose could anyone possibly have for inflatable pooltoy dolphin pillars? They’re not being used to hold up anyone’s pride, that’s for sure.

    This is the most disappointed-looking pooltoy I have ever seen.

    :I

    I should have saved the My Little Pony joke for this set.

    A ringworm and a dolphin had a baby, apparently.

    To go along with the disappointed dolphin, this one is the saddest I’ve ever seen.

    This one, on the other hand, is the most uncertain.

    This one has such weirdly specific markings that I feel kind of unsettled to look at it. I guess it’s supposed to be kind of realistic?

    Hey kiddo, when are you gonna get that underbite fixed?

    — 2 years ago with 1 note

    #dolphin  #toy  #pool  #google  #awkward  #dopey  #bad art 

    There’s not a lot of dolphin-related candy out there (thank god), but this is what I DID find…

    — 2 years ago

    #dolphin  #food  #dopey  #google 

    travalicious:

    omg just read this description 

    I remembered seeing this post some time ago in the tumblsphere, so asked my friends on Twitter to help me dig it back up. It was recovered within minutes.

    — 2 years ago with 26281 notes

    #dolphin  #book  #awkward  #words  #reblog 
    spiltmillc:

Meet my #pet #dolphin, Fifi. :) #banana (Taken with Instagram at Grupo Sorbetero)

Oh…

    spiltmillc:

    Meet my #pet #dolphin, Fifi. :) #banana (Taken with Instagram at Grupo Sorbetero)

    Oh…

    — 2 years ago with 1 note

    #dolphin  #food  #scary  #reblog 
    Sometimes I see something that I just have to reblog.

    Sometimes I see something that I just have to reblog.

    (Source: )

    — 2 years ago with 316 notes

    #dolphin  #gif  #scary  #reblog 
    bogleech:

This is an octopus clinging to a dolphin’s genitalia. Scientists think it grabbed on to the first thing it could to avoid being eaten. Sure, dolphin, whatever you say.

Searching the dolphin tag yielded this result. I couldn’t resist.

    bogleech:

    This is an octopus clinging to a dolphin’s genitalia. Scientists think it grabbed on to the first thing it could to avoid being eaten. Sure, dolphin, whatever you say.

    Searching the dolphin tag yielded this result. I couldn’t resist.

    — 2 years ago with 70 notes

    #dolphin  #photo  #awkward  #reblog 
    Dolphin Search Party #2 - Dolphin Costumes

    Inspired by the post of a friend’s costume creation, I decided to do a search this week for “dolphin costume.”

    Uh, sir? You seem to be missing a neck. Also, why did you choose only a head? And if you were only gonna wear a head, why did you choose a DOLPHIN head?

    This costume actually looks surprisingly well-constructed. It’s a shame, because a grinning dolphin coming towards me, walking upright on two magically-sprouted legs, is a legitimately terrifying concept.

    This idea isn’t so bad, but it would look a lot more like the kid was actually riding the dolphin if it wasn’t bursting through his torso. Or if he wasn’t bursting through its blowhole. Or whatever is actually happening.

    Unlike most dolphin costumes, this one actually has a neck. Unfortunately, that just makes it even more terrifying. At least it doesn’t have legs…but is the dress option really that much better?

    This might be the scariest thing I have ever seen in my entire life. If someone walked towards me wearing this, I would scream.

    Of course, if you don’t want to wear a full costume, you should always go for a mask. This one is so cute, because it looks like you’re being eaten by the dolphin! Right?

    Wrong. Dead wrong.

    I don’t think the alternatives are much better, though. In which case you just might want to stick with something like a tiny prosthetic dolphin nose, to just barely get the “dolphin” feel across.

    At least with two mouths, you can talk and eat at the same time without seeming rude. (Instead, you’ll just be really fucking scary.)

    — 2 years ago

    #dolphin  #costume  #scary  #awkward  #dopey  #google 
    I guess this one is probably missing flippers because it’s a pinata, but I just can’t get past the fact that making a flipperless dolphin pinata is possibly the laziest way to make a pinata that I have ever seen. It’s a tube. And yet they still managed to give it an awkward humpback.

    I guess this one is probably missing flippers because it’s a pinata, but I just can’t get past the fact that making a flipperless dolphin pinata is possibly the laziest way to make a pinata that I have ever seen. It’s a tube. And yet they still managed to give it an awkward humpback.

    — 2 years ago

    #dolphin  #pinata  #awkward  #dopey  #google